Jonathan Anderson‘s spoof teleshopping channel returns: after a brush with the law, Sandie Stone returns to our screens for a Christmas holiday special of JWA-TV. Sporting an electronic tag, Stone takes full advantage of the fact she’s unable to leave the house by offering a domestic masterclass in all things festive.

Alongside Joyce Newman, the twosome present viewers with an innuendo-laden step-by-step guide to wrapping your JW leather goods, taken from JW Anderson’s FW19, Resort 2020 and SS20 collections. A quick wardrobe change later, Stone is waxing lyrical on the importance of “fluffing” your tree, spreading those branches and adorning them with a strictly colour-coded selection of decorations.

Alongside the video, a limited-edition t-shirt with an illustration of Sandie and Joyce by artist Pol Anglada will be available online. Sale proceeds will go to akt, a charity supporting LGBTQ+ young people in the UK experiencing homelessness or living in hostile environments to find safe homes, employment, education or training.

Buy the t-shirt online here.