If your idea of the perfect Christmas leans more towards high-adrenaline than Hi-de-Hi! reruns, Saint Laurent Rive Droite has you covered. The Parisian fashion house is hitting the slopes with a new Snow Edition collection, and it’s not just winterwear – it’s total snowscape immersion.

Fusing luxury craft with alpine precision, the collection has all the cold-weather essentials: turtleneck sweaters, ski pants, down jackets, and snowsuits, plus black furry ski boots for women and Neve boots for men in black or beige. But here’s the real kicker: the ZAI collaboration. For the third time, Saint Laurent has teamed up with the Swiss winter sport wizards to create skis and snowboards that go hard. Combining cutting-edge performance and refined design, your Saint Laurent-branded gear will be the talk of the slopes.

And that’s not all, there’s also a black wooden sledge, a black Eretic snowscoot, and two black Salomon helmets to round out the collection. We’d love to see you try and get your Saint Laurent through airport security.