Christmas is tearing towards us at a rate of knots and your headspace feels about as chill and collected as a turkey at 200 celsius. We feel you. But allow us to step in and save you some vital hours in the Christmas shopping rush via some epic present ideas from some of our favourite people.

First up, London designer Philip Ellis. A rising star on the London scene, the CSM-graduate’s designs paint a vivid and vibrant picture of Britishness – as filtered through Ellis’ experiences and nostalgia. Cue a mash-up of subcultural tropes, rebellious undertones, digs at political and corporate oppression and an unconventional debonair bent à la Westwood.

Sharing his very own personal Xmas wish list, Ellis gives us a little insight into his own taste – new pants, a shearling coat and Crocs? That’s quite the outfit, Philip. You sure you’ve got room in the wardrobe?

Burberry Fair Isle wool cropped tank top
“It’s festively frumpy, funky and flirty. Christmas Bailey has really hit the nail on the head with this lovely knit piece from the SS18 Burberry collection. To be teamed with layers for midnight mass or stripped down for a sexy office-party look, this fun bundle of yarn will have you questioning whether you’ve been naughty or nice this year.”

Calvin Klein bi colour textured crew neck sweater
“A jumper which swings both ways. Who knew?”

JW Anderson crochet knit scarf in black
“It’s gorgeous, it’s hideous, I love it, I hate it. I want it.”

Burberry cashmere wool fingerless patchwork gloves
“Okay it may be more revolting knitwear but it’s Winter! It’s cold! What better way to protect your hands from England’s arctic conditions (whilst still being able to use all your handheld devices) than these gorgeous fingerless gloves?!”

Les Girls Les Boys jersey briefs – 3 pack
“It’s the time of year to replenish your knicker stock. Serena Rees’ new underwear line Les Girls Les Boys offers you an alternative to having an old man’s name woven into the waistband of your pants. Simple and sexy.”

Miu Miu eco shearling coat
“Another year, another Christmas? Fool your relatives into thinking you’re still youthful and fresh in this delightfully childlike eco-shearling coat. Eco-shearling just means it’s made of Acrylic. Please avoid any naked flames.”

Christopher Kane slip-on Crocs clogs
“Some of my favourite things in life begin with a C. These Crocs are no exception. I’ve seen Christopher Kane flaunting a pair of these on Instagram- either they come in both women’s and men’s sizes or he has dainty lady feet.”

Philip Ellis’ Marathon’ t-shirt
“Oh wow, what an amazing t-shirt and how reasonably priced! I’ll take five!”

Underground Original Wulfrun creepers in green suede – single sole
“Santa isn’t going to bring you that extra inch of height you’re after this year but these shoes might. Keep things classically British this Christmas.”

Swiss army knife
“Genuinely the best Christmas present I have ever received- useful and versatile. Perfect for opening bottles of wine, getting into pesky plastic wrapping, plucking unwanted facial hair and harming your enemies. Suitable for boys and girls of any age and available in six colours.”

Blonde Solace medallion necklace
“Saint Christopher was a Christian martyr killed in the reign of the 3rd century Roman Emperor Decius. He also features on this delightful little charm to wear around your neck.”

Louis Vuitton Geronimos bag
“Do you feel like your Eastpak bum bag needs an upgrade? Then why not try this luxurious Damier monogram cross body number from Louis Vuitton. Nothing screams glamour like brown coated canvas. I would.”

BKR 500ml glass water bottle
“Plastic bottles are polluting our seas and the planet. Staying hydrated is good for your skin. Save your face and the planet with this chic glass water bottle. Apparently Giselle has one. I want one.”

North Face base camp duffel bag XXL
“I hate suitcases. Spot this bad boy from a mile at the airport baggage claim. Travel in bold style.”

Bianca Batson socks
“Everyone needs a pair of socks at Christmas. Everyone deserves a pink pair.”