Christmas is barreling towards us like a derailed freight train and your headspace feels about as cool and collected as a turkey at 200 celsius. We feel you. But allow us to step in and save you some vital hours in the Christmas shopping rush (sharpen those elbows) via some epic Christmas giving ideas from some of our favourite people.

Here, London-based Turkish designer Dilara Findikoglu curates her own Xmas wish list.

But put your money back in your pockets. Less of a physical list, this one is all about experiences – from killing Donald Trump to working with actress Milla Jovovich and reuniting Black Sabbath for a one-off intimate gig, you’ll need a big Christmas tree to store all this under, Dilara.

 A castle
“Finally need to start living where I belong.”

Gothic four-poster bed
“I have been sleeping on a mattress for a long while. I would need a four-poster bed when I get my amazing castle.”

Awaken more people
“All the people that are still sleeping need to fucking wake up in 2018.”

Work with Milla Jovovich
“Don’t know how I can purchase this, but it’s definitely a must.”

Have Black Sabbath play at my next gig

Kill Donald Trump
“Could have found a serial killer from the deep web with a link, but I am actually killing him in my new comic book that I have done with Ben Freeman.”

Paco Rabanne dress

Travel to Mars

Find Agartha
“Or can Agarthans please find me?”

Travel in time
“This is my absolute dream, imagine shopping in the 20s…”

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